Calling all house flippers!
Now’s your chance to get a major fixer upper, for a VERY small investment. Starting bid is less than $25!! Once inhabited by a major celebrity, known internationally. Her downfall is your gain.
Time until my birthday:
Pest control
If you hate your dog and/or stray cats you need this Demonic Violin . It seems to guarantee the elimination of unwanted pests.
A rare card… but wait, that’s not all!
Along with this rare Spider-Man vs Venom holographic card, you ALSO get a answering machine mini-tape, featuring the voice of Lloyd’s grandfather discussing the purchase of the card with the seller (who had listed it in the newspaper).
A rare card… but wait, that’s not all!
Along with this rare Spider-Man vs Venom holographic card, you ALSO get a answering machine mini-tape, featuring the voice of Lloyd’s grandfather discussing the purchase of the card with the seller (who had listed it in the newspaper).
In case you forget your name
You can purchase this homemade name tag from Lloyd. Lloyd’s dad made it. I’m not sure if you’ve followed the Chronicles of Lloyd, but I have to assume this is the same dad who (with his “girlfriend at the time”) gave Lloyd a heavy lined leather jacket, in order to protect him from the harsh Arizona winters.
Miracle metal
Since the herald of online auctions, it seems people are always finding holy apparitions in the strangest of places. This seller found one in a metal shop.
If you ever wished you were an heir
This seller is auctioning off the right to be the sole heir on his $340,000 life insurance policy. He’s 47 and 70 pounds overweight, if that makes a difference in your bidding….
This is bananas (b-a-n-a-n-a-s)
This seller had the brilliant idea of keeping this unique apparition in the fridge until the auction ends, in order to preserve it for the high-bidder. I wonder if he knows what happens to bananas in the fridge….
You’re money baby, and you don’t even know it!
So… it seems this couple didn’t like Vince Vaughn in “Made,” and the movie caused one of them to have a nightmare. Long, strange story short, Vince Vaughn is haunting this guy’s girlfriend (even though he’s not dead), and they need to get rid of the movie in question. (It’s not a scary movie, and Vaughn is in no way a scary guy… but they’re convinced that they need to sell the movie to rid their home of Vaughn’s haunting.)
You’re money baby, and you don’t even know it!
So… it seems this couple didn’t like Vince Vaughn in “Made,” and the movie caused one of them to have a nightmare. Long, strange story short, Vince Vaughn is haunting this guy’s girlfriend (even though he’s not dead), and they need to get rid of the movie in question. (It’s not a scary movie, and Vaughn is in no way a scary guy… but they’re convinced that they need to sell the movie to rid their home of Vaughn’s haunting.)